With Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, Robert DeNiro, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan, Tom Savini, Daryl Sabara
Written by Robert Rodriguez & Álvaro Rodríguez
Machete is a Mexican Federale cop who'd been viciously ambushed by a top bad guy. Years later he is down on his luck just across the border in the States, working odd jobs. He is picked up by a mysterious man who offers him a handsome amount of money to assassinate the prospective new president of the USA. But, he is framed. Together with an underground movement he takes on the bad guys whose influence run deep.
Violent, bloody, excitingly over the top and one hell of a cool ride, Machete blows all the big budget pretty-boy action movies out of the water (and addresses the other side of the illegal Mexican immigrant issue).
6 / A
5 - Blistering
4 - Hot
3 - Smolder
2 - Room Temperature
1 - Fizzled
0 - Extinguished